Gawd Responds to GrrlScientist

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Secret Underground Laboratory, New York, NY 10024.
Image: Homeland Security Photo of GrrlScientist with Beaker of Evil.

God inspired a reader of mine to write a message to me in response to my godless spoutings. My reader, being a blog writer, posted it to his blog (much like the disciples did when gawd inspired them to write stuff — no doubt only after they’d all sparked up a doobie and sat back on the couch with a bag of Doritos and quill-and-ink and a piece of parchment). This piece is one letter that will be included in the newest edition of the bible in a post-modern equivalent to the Letters to the Ephesians, except in this case, it’s a new book in the bible known as “Letters to Godless Liberals”, aka; “Godless Liberals” for short.

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About GrrlScientist

grrlscientist is the pseudonym of an evolutionary biologist and ornithologist who writes about evolution, ethology, and ecology, especially in birds. After earning a degree in microbiology (thesis focus: virology) and working at the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center in Seattle, she earned her PhD in zoology from the University of Washington in Seattle, where she studied the molecular correlates of testosterone and behaviour in white-crowned sparrows. She then worked a Chapman Postdoctoral Fellow at the American Museum of Natural History in New York City, where she studied the speciation and distribution of lories and other parrots throughout the South Pacific Islands. A discarded scientist, she returned to her roots: writing. Formerly hosted by The Guardian (UK), she now writes about science for Forbes and for the non-profit think tank, the Evolution Institute and she writes podcasts for BirdNote Radio. An avid lifelong birder and aviculturist, she lives with a flock of songbirds and parrots somewhere in Germany.
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0 Responses to Gawd Responds to GrrlScientist

  1. EyeNoU says:

    Just a couple of comments:
    (1) When handling a Beaker of Evil, shouldn’t you be wearing more PPE (goggles, gloves, respirator)? I just want to keep our favorite GrrlScientist healthy.
    (2) Nice boots!

  2. Randy says:

    Thank you for the link. And for the record, Gawd writes these things Himself. I just pick them up from wherever he happens to be vacationing at the time.
    I wouldn’t want anyone to think that I have the same views as Him. He may be good to have a drink with, but His ideas are old-fashioned at best.